i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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