HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you didnt know i had herpes?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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