And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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