This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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