Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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