I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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