Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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