It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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