I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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