Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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