I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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