I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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