do herpes really smell.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
third nipple confirmed
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
