My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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