And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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