your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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