hell yes lets make some ravioli
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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