Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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