so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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