I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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