Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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