piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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