operation have a gay friend backfired
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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