I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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