it wasn't lemon gatorade
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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