ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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