Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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