Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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