Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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