kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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