My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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