i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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Do I have a choice?
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Boobs are out for the taking
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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