What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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