How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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