I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
