You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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