not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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