I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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