Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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