Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
