Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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