I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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