just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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