no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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