The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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