Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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