butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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