I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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