I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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