Do you still have your period?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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